Virgo – The permanent look of pain you are complaining about seeing on my face is due to the fact that I’m watching you perform so far beneath your potential it is physically hurting me.

Libra – Quit asking me what I think and take the freaking lead already, I will follow and look fabulous.

Scorpio – Half my friends are already dead, the other half I’m having sex with.

Sagittarius – DId I just offend you? Are you kidding me? STFU and learn something already!

Capricorn – I already know exactly what to use you for.

Aquarius – Did that go how you thought it would? No, didn’t think so.

Pisces – I’m either drunk, stoned, or enlightened. I can’t tell which.

Aries – Who are you, and why do I care? Oh yeah, I don’t.

Taurus – Peace, Food & Comfort

Gemini – Hi, nice to meet you. You’re so interesting, oh and now your boring.

Cancer – You can find me at home. Always.

Leo – Stand, cheer, and throw your undergarments at me.

 

 

All the Air signs have to do with fear; because really, fear is a mental construct, and Air rules the mental domain.  Air element is associated with the Fall, the scariest season.  Fall is when you’re planning how the hell to get through Winter.  Once you hit Winter, your there and it’s all about perseverance, Earth element, just keep focused and get through it.  If you make it to Spring alive, and you see the Sun again, and it’s warm, it’s all about Inspiration, Fire Element, great ideas and playfulness.  Summer, well, Summer is the easiest, that’s when you get to relax and Feel, Water Element, you tune in to what life is all about.  But this post is about the Air Signs and their inherent fears.  Gemini is scared of being bored, lonely, and having nothing to do.  Libra is scared of making decisions, people not being harmonious, and anything ugly.  Aquarius is scared of being boring, group think, and anything dogmatic.  While the Air parts of your chart are trying to get you to spend your time planning and worrying about their fears, remind them to take a moment to be in the moment, because “life is what happens while your making plans.”  (a bunch of undocumented mashed together quotes ala Gemini Moon)